Monday, 6 May 2013

GE13 UPDATE


In some bizarre respect the recent Malaysian election – GE13 (because Malaysia likes acronyms) was a scrap between Mr Bean and Mike Tyson. It was a bare-knuckle fight with one protagonist having a boxing glove and one hand tied behind his back. It was a bloody affair which has left the Malaysian middle classes reeling, not just from the dirty punches, but from the Bangladeshi knee to the groin. Winded, counted out but not knocked out, the Malaysia opposition lives to lick its various wounds and fight another day. The battle was lost but the fight remains. The heroes of the day begin training for the ultimate winning battle in five years time.
It was with some slim hope that I logged back into the internet this morning. I hoped that my misgivings and trepidations of yesterday had been wrong, and that right would prevail over might in Malaysia. I was wrong. The Dirty Tricks Brigade had worked their wonders and denied Malaysia of any semblance of democracy. It was Nixon before Watergate and Pol Pot at his bloodiest. It was election carnage with yellow boxes stuffed with votes miraculously appearing from out of an electricity blackout, it was foreign workers purposely shipped in to wrestle the vote from authentic Malaysian voters and it was a black-eye for all who believed that it was going to be any other way.
Malaysian democracy has been severely maimed. Yet its heart beats on. Democracy still lives in the souls and minds of people who wish to change Malaysia away from corruption and nepotism. It is said that from out of defeat comes victory, and to quote the American President Barack Obama “The best is yet to come”, and come it will in the next election, of that I am certain. Now is the time to train. To learn. Now is the period in which Mr Bean can study how to defeat Tyson and avoid ears being bitten, ala Evander Holyfield.

GE13 - Perhaps the Dirtiest Election in History


It’s an exciting bewilderment to be in Malaysia right now. Today is the thirteenth election since independence with banners and bunting along streets, dangerously masking the corners of roads, flapping and flying in hot breezes amidst all the hot air from all the contesting major parties.

For some time now, rumours have abounded of ghost voters from Burma voting today. There is gossip concerning the long since deceased voting, people of one hundred years plus voting, children of four years old also voting, while armies of Bangladeshis and Pakistanis are brought in especially to vote, and given permanent Identity cards (IC) allowing them to stay in Malaysia, where others have lived for twenty plus years and are still unable to gain permanent residency. The anecdotes seem to indicate that some would do anything to out vote the opposition collective, at this hotly contested election.

On the ebullient, yet quite inconsequential, Facebook people wag their indelibly blue-stained fingers as an indication of their loyalty, perhaps with a sense of job well done and here’s hoping for their future. Videos trashing the national front party, and videos praising them appear on YouTube, twits Twitter like mad and all expecting their voice to be The Voice to persuade others that their thinking is the right thinking in this very religious country. Social Media, digital enhancing and all the tricks of Photoshop and various video editors have been brought to bear from all sides of the Malaysian political spectrum to dissuade and to persuade.

There is no doubt that a lot of hokum, balderdash and a huge bullock cart full of bull’s dung has been spread over the lead up to these elections and, perhaps, it is not surprising considering the trouncing the stalwart government party received during the last election. It has been called the dirtiest election ever, well certainly in the fifty-six years since Malaysia has been holding elections. Past PMs have been rumoured to be pulling strings, while their one time deputy opposes and makes promises that remain un-kept since the last election.

Bags of rice, fistfuls of cash and free flights have all been rumoured to have been offered, and accepted, in lieu of favourable votes. Today’s reality is queuing, hours of queuing, diversions, incorrect information, spurious forms, unknowledgeable officials and indelible ink which washes off. The result remains to be seen, and whether Malaysia is the better for what transpires today.

Is Malaysia the new Burma, and heading for a masked dictatorship? Are we seeing the death throes of any form of democracy in Malaysia? It has been revealed that truck loads of foreign IC holders have indeed been escorted to polling stations around the country by Malaysian police officers, hoping to ensure a win (by sheer numbers) by Malaysia's rulers - the Barisan National/UMNO (United Malays National Organisation).

At the polling station we visited, in Puchong Intan (diamond), the official police were being, of course, officious as we waited in the hot sun in an orderly chaos. There was a purposeful bewilderment to the queuing with umbrellas of all descriptions shielding their holders from the midday sun. The queue edged forward 20 people at a time in a surprisingly sedate manner. There was a lot riding on the placing of votes, which no doubt subdued the voting mood.

While many pondered the result of them giving up their Sunday morning in the belief that they might change their homeland forever, there were still youths on pathetically small ‘C.C’ motorcycles who brazenly flew large flags belonging to the nationalist party behind them, as they weaved precariously down the road past the polling station. At the polling station we visited, there appeared to be no spurious Bangladeshi voters evident, despite recent fears. They turned up later, just as they did across this once free nation.

Sunday, 3 March 2013

of Bananas and Donuts



Bananas are so yellow that
Andy Warhol
stripped his to pink
made undergrounds of velvet
quickly
coyly
covered
for inquisitive to gawp

Bananas are so yellow
that the sun is shy
but doesn’t burn them out of jealousy
or create banana cue

Bananas are so yellow
that canaries take flight
Kandinsky cancels play
Coldplay become hot
and Democracy is saved

But bananas are not donuts
not even for cops in cars
drunks in bars
not for dunkin
bananas r us
donuts are them
we sprinkle and tinkle
high carb low carb
celebrities crunch munch
so sure that
bananas are not donuts

But in some crazy mixed up world
Banana cream
Banana essence
Banana icing
hidden banana
beneath the dress
they fool the unwary into believing
that  they are

Friday, 22 February 2013

Poem - My Man Toro



My Man Toro


My man Toro
In this space
In this place
Making a case
Being here today
Not tomorrow
mild-mannered ‘n bespoke
not broke
a nice kinda of a bloke
he’s an artist
don’t laugh it’s
just
his moves
he’s in da grove
painting
doin’ his thing
splashing
slashing
dripping
dipping
into
his creativity
it’s a nativity
he
is where
its at
and he’s cooler
than man bat
that bat man
he’s so cool
he’s like ice
he’s nice
he is the perennial
sentinel
he’s good
he’s sensational
that’s my man toro.

I should like to borrow
His calm
His balm
And just wear it to be chill
And what a thrill
To see this man
Splash his can
Drip his paint
He aint
No pretender
Acting like he don’t  care
but I know he do
he true blue
exceptional
my pal
that man toro.

Just watch that man dash
Slash
Splash
He’s a raging bull
ebullient artist matador
but that’s a metaphor
for him to pour more
paint dances
taking his chances
weaving abstractions
distractions
contradictions
of visual space
in this place
and more
just like he has
in Singapore
wowed and vowed
becoming the king pin
and him
such a humble guy
and why
I hear you shout
It is
No doubt because
He’s a bronco
He’ll drive you loco
He’ll not let you wallow
There’s no sorrow
And you will follow
That graceful
Apollo
That’s
My man
This man
And what a man
Doin just what he can
He’s the amazing
He ain’t crazing
He’s the real taco
He’s hotter than a poncho
He’s el mano
He’s the
Staccato
Vibrato
He’s
This artist here today
Listen to what I say
He is mucho bravado
He’s straight as an arrow
Smooth as a canto
Can’t overshadow
This man
my man
Toro


recently read at the opening of Toro Temerity, Water Dragon Gallery, Yuchenco Museum, Manila The Philippines






Monday, 18 February 2013

Reading and Writing for the artist known as Toro

published in The Philippine Star 13.02.2013
published in Philippine Inquirer 12.02.2013